chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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