reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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