i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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