I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
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I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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