i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
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I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
why is half of my head shaved?
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