this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
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guys are only as good as the porn they watch
tonight lets celebrate not being married
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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