38 yer olds are good kisserssss
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
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A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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