problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
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My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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