Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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