Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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