I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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