HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
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Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I want to fling myself into the sun
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