spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Boobs are out for the taking
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
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