oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
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is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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