sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
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i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
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His new job just became new places to have sex at.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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