Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
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