It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize