ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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