Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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