On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
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Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize