Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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