Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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