Your tits are I can't wait for
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Randomize