Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
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Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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