sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
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She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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