We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
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I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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