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so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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