You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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