I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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