im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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