some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
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Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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