This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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