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(818): View more from California

Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.

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(416): View more from Ontario

she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes

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(480): View more from Arizona

he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!

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so its atleast an 8 for creativity.

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(573): View more from Missouri

just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.

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(419): View more from Ohio

then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"

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(513): View more from Ohio

Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar

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(630): View more from Illinois

Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?

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