I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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