It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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