cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
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What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
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