As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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