I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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