Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
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This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
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I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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