I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
It's just like the Real World with babies
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
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Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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