You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i just had sex bonerless
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
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imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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