I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
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He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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