Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm at about main and main street
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I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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