The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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