CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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