Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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