She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
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Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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