Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
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