Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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