I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
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Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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