You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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